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 Post subject: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:33 pm 
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Okay, its my 4th cleanse and honestly, I can't force this disgusting tea crap down my throat anymore. I've always hated it but choked it down as much as I could and now....I seriously have a lump in my throat as i try to drink it and have to force myself not to throw up after drinking it.
I mean literally breaking out in a sweat it is soooo gross. I have no idea what I'm missing. How is so many people drinking this awful stuff?!?
I've tried mint and chocolate kind but both taste like pure dirt in water....
Did I mention I don't even go to the bathroom from this nasty stuff? I've steeped it upto 15 minutes before and the only thing it got me was terrible cramps.

So, I'm just seriously dying to know...what am I missing?
Do you all really like this stuff?
I would literally rather eat bugs :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:29 am 
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the senna tea? i don't understand, i didnt think it was bad.


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:21 pm 
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Thats what I don't get?? How can it taste so awful to me if everyone else is drinking it just fine? Both taste like water with just a hint of gross taste...not a sweet flavor but more like dirt.......is it my taste buds?


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:43 pm 
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yes haha it tastes sweet to me


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:22 am 
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Its NASTY!!!! all of it,,,I dont care how they flavor it...I fix it up and then let it cool down to room temp then down it! just down it...dont waste a moment ...thats the only way! yes u get cramps and the more stopped up yu are the longer it takes to work...if you are pretty stopped up it could take a few days AM and PM to get results.


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:15 pm 
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Yes the Senna tea tastes nasty to me, but it is not as bad as having to drink this lemon juice/Maple syrup concoction, which is still not as bad as having to drink a quart of salt water.

New Yorker


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:38 am 
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I cant do the salt water. i tried...i thought I was gonna die...then I looked awful...my eyes looked sunk in...I just didnt think that was a good thing so I quit. I love the lemonade. I have good lemons tho and it makes a difference. i love the pepper.... of course anything gets old after having it and nothing else for days and days..but I feel great on it...never feel that high on ANY other diet. Im off it now and Ive only gained back 1 pound after a week. Lost 7. Best diet, biggest rewards!


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:49 pm 
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For those who for some reason can't do the SWF, you can take the Lax tea twice daily. Once in the morning (with an empty stomach), and once at night.


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 Post subject: mix one senna and one peppermint tea bag
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:33 am 
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I just mix one senna and one peppermint tea bag... I can choke down the senna, but why torture myself... The cleanse always makes me feel much better... its not about willpower and torture for me...


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously..are you people really drinking this?
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:07 pm 
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HMM i was nervous about trying the Senna tea for the first time last night to start my cleanse but the tea smells so good! I loved the cinnamon smell from it. It tasted quite pleasant as well. I had a mild neutral flavor that didnt overwhelm my pallet. I REALLY dont know what you ladies are talking about here :lol:
The SWF was iffy but wasnt to bad. And just like the book says, about an hour later i was in the bathroom doing the "flush" :mrgreen:

BUT im a 24 year old male and have been known to eat questionable things in the past so i think this cleanse will be cake :D


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