Day 27 Master Cleanse
How much longer do I have to be on the Master Cleanse? Only the tongue knows. And the tongue? We could interrogate her. We could water board her. But ... She 'aint talkin!
She wants to be that bright strawberry pink. But as is? She's a bit green. Around the gills.
The lax tea can wake me up at 2-3 am. Then it's two to three rounds of poo my friends. The less you are hydrated the worse you'll cramp. So stay extremely hydrated. Lately I have been doing 2-3 water enemas when this happens and then a coffee enema, retention for 10-15 minutes. This helps the liver clear toxins and the gall bladder. I passed gallstones early on and now, I got nuthun Lebowski. Nothin. I just started doing these and I started after the Master Cleanse was full on disabling me. There's a flow of toxins that has to be shown the back door as quickly as possible or you WILL re-toxify the system. It sounds ridiculous. And untrue. But, BUTT, it is true.
I have been like a giant French press for days and days. I drink anything and it comes out almost immediately. I'll feel heavy nausea, go to pee and stuff just gushes out all over. Butt Pee is Me. Then I feel better. Then I do it all over again. This is why people get bored. Many quit due to boredom. Don't quit. Don't Eat. Keep your promise to yourself. They often stop because there is a sameness to the days. Repetition that will grind you down. I say, let it make you a diamond and shine on. Crazy Diamind, shine on. (all and all we're just another brick in the wall!)
My Mother the school teacher likes the line, "Hey! Teacher! Leave those Kids Alone!" Personally I sort of think she my have no idea what that means? But I am probably underestimating her intelligence. She sings that when the ong come on!
This is the heaviest toxin release I have felt in the over three years I have been working on detox. I am grateful. I am glad I have learned so much. Pulling this off for my body is a great victory,
The coffee I can actually feel my liver and gall bladder kinda grab, suck up and then there's much right sided gurgling. I mean it feels like I'm an aquarium and the bubble machine is on full blast. It's great though cause my right side hurt for 15 years. Undiagnose-able, they said they said.
I plan to do a coffee enema a day as long as I keep on the Master Cleanse. It's just too fast a toxin release for me otherwise. And that is with the lax tea AND the SWF. I have upped the salt and the water on the SWF even. An ocean wave.
But Toxin City is not a Good Place to live friends. This could be because I am made up of better stuff now (aka my living high vibrating cells are fruit and raw veggies now) and the body feels fine throwing the most toxic tar, lead, plutonium outta me now.
It's all speculative. I would LOVE it if there was a real Scientific peer reviewed study done of people on the Master Cleanse. But (BUTT) considering that there's not even much hard information on something like 80-10-10? I think it is not that realistic to expect me to get what I want here as far as data, charts and numbers. So far scientists eating a ton of junk food and cooked food seem intent on poking harmless lab animals to death and calling it Science. mofos.
The Dark Ages. Welcome.
Speaking of which. The Dark Side. The evil within. The demons. The ghouls. The bad "dreams" .. they come for you as you go deep into this modality. The best advice I can give you? Welcome them and have a good long conversation with these terrifying suckers. You don't get thru this, without actually getting thru it. 'Hi My Demons. We should Talk. Now and then let us have a conversation face to face." Never deny the darkness. It only gets stronger when you do that.
If you can't sleep, just relax about it. It is ok. Sometimes people don't sleep. Then they sleep ton. New studies show people do indeed bank up sleep.
Cry at any opportunity you are handed. Seriously. Sob it out. It helps. Most of what makes me cry is the softness, the love, and the compassion of humans to one another. To see someone ease suffering of another being makes me cry. It gives me relief. Temporarily.
This week I have said to myself about 100 times. "I will NEVER forget how much this hurts. I will NEVER forget the PAIN>" Cause there's a lot of raw unfiltered pain here. But (Butt) I knw that I will forget. Because I am only a human. Flesh and blood and my brain is designed to forget and move on.
One direction. Boy Band and a truism. Doesn't get better. One direction. Forward. Now. One moment. This moment.
In a couple days it will be the Great Sale day on Jackfruit! Three pounds for $1. If I could I would live on Fresh figs, jackfruit and bananas. And weeds and greens and roses. Like the fairy that I am.
Standing in the Grocery Store line with sparkling water. I say to Mister Squee, "I am so glad I don't know any of these people on these tabloids anymore." The lady behind me giggles and we share a smile.
The entire mountain covered in thick white clouds. You cannot see the now green mountain from the storm. It is ice freezing cold. Gonzo, apple headed Siamese has a coat on now like a Snow Leopard. I ask him about his life in the high up Himalayas and he purrs and blinks kisses at me. The sun is brilliant and so bright it hurts my eyes.
I am walking down a busier road, and I see a huge white SUV with a Dog Driving. white standard poodle. It is smiling as it flies past me. The dog is sitting in the owners lap. So unsafe and yet hilarious. I laugh til tears come. So wrong. So funny.
127 pounds! Twenty pound down! PARTAY!
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